Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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