i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
false alarm, still single
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