lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
