I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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