found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Randomize
