Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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