People in love make me want to vomit
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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