You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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