Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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