he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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