I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
