Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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