Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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