the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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