I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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