MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"