i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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