sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.