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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'

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  that's awkward

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.

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• (562): View more from California

  He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?

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