I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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