Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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