glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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