I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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