You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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