I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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