glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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