it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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