Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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