Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Randomize
