it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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