You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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