Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Pooping to opera.
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