I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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