It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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