: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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