That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
where does the pee come out of this thing
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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