Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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