I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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