dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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