friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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