doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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