she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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