Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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