i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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