For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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