Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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