Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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