I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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