with your own penis?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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