I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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