try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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