So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I'm having to shit out rocks
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