we're blogging at a bar
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
