David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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