She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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