I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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