That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
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It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize