At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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